Blake Lively files new lawsuit against Justin Baldoni as he sues New York Times for $250 million

Blake Lively files new lawsuit against Justin Baldoni as he sues New York Times for $250 million

Blake Lively files new lawsuit against Justin Baldoni as he sues New York Times for $250 million

A second lawsuit has been filed by Blake Lively against Justin Baldoni just days after he sued The New York Times

Blake Lively has filed a fresh lawsuit against Justin Baldoni after he sued the New York Times for libel.

The Gossip Girl star has been embroiled in a legal battle with her It Ends With Us co-star, having made a legal complaint against him just two weeks ago, which was released to the public via the New York Times.

Baldoni denied the claims made in Lively’s first lawsuit, with his lawyer, Bryan Freedman, calling the claims ‘categorically false’.

There were rumours that Baldoni, 40, was preparing his own complaint against Lively after she accused him of sexual harassment and attempting to ‘destroy’ her reputation, which she alleged had caused her ‘severe emotional distress’ behind-the-scenes.

The 37-year-old has since followed up the original complaint, which was filed with the California Civil Rights Commission, by formally suing Baldoni in federal court in New York.

The second lawsuit from Lively is more formal, and was filed yesterday (31 December), where the actor is demanding ‘punitive’ and ‘compensatory’ damages as well as a jury trial.

She added that they also caused ‘severe and serious emotional distress’ and ‘lost wages’.

Lively has filed a second lawsuit against Baldoni (Katie Jones/Beauty Inc via Getty Images)

Lively has filed a second lawsuit against Baldoni (Katie Jones/Beauty Inc via Getty Images)

Her attorneys provided a statement to The Daily Mail, alleging that there has been ‘further retaliation and attacks’ since she has spoken out against her co-star.

It read: “Earlier today (31 December), Ms. Lively filed a federal complaint against Wayfarer Studios and others in the Southern District of New York. Ms. Lively previously sent her California Civil Rights Department Complaint in response to the retaliatory campaign Wayfarer launched against her for reporting sexual harassment and workplace safety concerns.

“Unfortunately, Ms. Lively’s decision to speak out has resulted in further retaliation and attacks.”

Her legal team went on: “As alleged in Ms. Lively’s federal Complaint, Wayfarer and its associates have violated federal and California state law by retaliating against her for reporting sexual harassment and workplace safety concerns. Now, the defendants will answer for their conduct in federal court.

“Ms. Lively has brought this litigation in New York, where much of the relevant activities described in the Complaint took place, but we reserve the right to pursue further action in other venues and jurisdictions as appropriate under the law.”

This follows a $250 million lawsuit brought against The New York Times, with the plaintiffs including Baldoni, publicists Melissa Nathan and Jennifer Abel among seven others, alleging libel and false-light invasion of privacy, Variety reports.

Baldoni is also suing The New York Times for $250 million (Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for Vital Voices Global Partnership)

Baldoni is also suing The New York Times for $250 million (Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for Vital Voices Global Partnership)

They claimed that the information in the lawsuit, which included text messages and emails, published by the newspaper was ‘cherry-picked’ and stripped of context to ‘mislead’.

Freedman told Variety that The New York Times had allegedly ‘cowered to the wants and whims of two powerful ‘untouchable’ Hollywood elites, disregarding journalistic practices and ethics once befitting of the revered publication by using doctored and manipulated texts and intentionally omitting texts which dispute their chosen PR narrative’.

Speaking on the suit from Baldoni earlier this week, a New York Times spokesperson said: “The role of an independent news organization is to follow the facts where they lead. Our story was meticulously and responsibly reported. It was based on a review of thousands of pages of original documents, including the text messages and emails that we quote accurately and at length in the article.

“To date, Wayfarer Studios, Mr. Baldoni, the other subjects of the article and their representatives have not pointed to a single error. We published their full statement in response to the allegations in the article as well. We plan to vigorously defend against the lawsuit.”

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How long it takes your liver to return to normal from drinking as people prepare for Dry January

How long it takes your liver to return to normal from drinking as people prepare for Dry January

How long it takes your liver to return to normal from drinking as people prepare for Dry January

Temporarily quitting booze can help the liver detox after over-indulging during the festive period

If you’re feeling a little bit gross about how much drinking you’ve done over Christmas, you might be considering Dry January.

Dry Jan sees people quitting booze during the month of January, following an over-indulgence over the festive period.

The campaign was first started by Alcohol Change UK to encourage people to consider how much they’re drinking and whether their relationship with alcohol is a healthy one.

Many people over-indulge at Christmas (Getty Stock Image)

Many people over-indulge at Christmas (Getty Stock Image)

Many people take part in Dry Jan to have a New Year detox from the effects of drinking. As we know, excessive alcohol intake can lead to some unpleasant symptoms, as well as – in severe cases – something called alcohol-related liver disease (also referred to as ARLD).

If the liver has been severely damaged, you might experience symptoms including nausea; weight loss; loss of appetite; yellowing of the eyes and skin; swelling of the ankles and tummy; drowsiness and vomiting blood.

Even drinking a large amount over a few days can have an impact, leading to a build-up of fat in the liver.

The NHS explains that fatty liver disease rarely causes symptoms, and is actually reversible.

“If you stop drinking alcohol for 2 weeks, your liver should return to normal,” it says.

Essentially, if you’ve been overdoing it over Christmas, your liver could be back to ‘normal’ by mid-January.

Taking part in Dry January can help evaluate your relationship with alcohol (Getty Stock Image)

Taking part in Dry January can help evaluate your relationship with alcohol (Getty Stock Image)

But there are some exceptions. According to the Cleveland Clinic, it could take a little longer.

“There is no ‘one size fits all’ answer,” said Dr Christina Lindenmeyer.

“It depends on how much damage has already been done and any possible complications.”

They explain that a two to four-week abstinence from alcohol helps reduce inflammation in the liver, however, if your liver has suffered from the long-term effects of alcohol, doctors may recommend you ditch the booze for good.

“For patients who are left with cirrhosis after severe injury to the liver from alcohol, even one drink of alcohol is toxic to the liver,” Dr Lindenmeyer added.

Cirrhosis is where the liver has become scarred. It’s not usually reversible but stopping alcohol can help prevent any further damage.

People often quit drinking in January (Getty Stock Image)

People often quit drinking in January (Getty Stock Image)

If you’re concerned about your alcohol intake, one doctor has revealed the main question you can ask yourself to help determine if your relationship with booze is unhealthy.

Speaking to LADbible, Dr Donald Grant, GP and Senior Clinical Advisor at The Independent Pharmacy explained: “Typically, it takes a while before people notice their own dependence, but spotting it early can limit long-term health risks and help people take control of their lives.

“One of the main questions people should ask themselves is ‘Do I generally end up drinking more than I originally planned?’ As this can be a massive indicator of unhealthy dependence.

“Struggling to have only one drink can suggest a mental dependence on drinking and is a major symptom experienced by many alcoholics.”

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Bride pays tribute to husband who tragically died nine days after wedding on honeymoon in Bali

Bride pays tribute to husband who tragically died nine days after wedding on honeymoon in Bali

Bride pays tribute to husband who tragically died nine days after wedding on honeymoon in Bali

The widow of a South Australian man has issued a heartbreaking statement following the incident in Bali

A newlywed has issued a heartbreaking statement after her husband tragically died during their honeymoon in Bali.

South Australian man Jacob Vennix, 32, and his wife, Kimberley Fuller, 38, had only been married for nine days when tragedy struck on Monday (30 December).

The pair were celebrating their honeymoon at Pasut Beach, around 30km west of Denpasar, when the incident took place.

Jacob Vennix, 32 and his wife, Kimberley Fuller, 38, tied the knot last month (Facebook/Kimberley Fuller)

Jacob Vennix, 32 and his wife, Kimberley Fuller, 38, tied the knot last month (Facebook/Kimberley Fuller)

Vennix, a father-of-two from Adelaide, was swept out to sea by a freak wave and couldn’t be revived when his body returned to shore at 3.50pm local time.

In a video posted online, it shows Fuller trying to get people’s attention to help her husband, attempting to enter the water to reach him.

Taking to Facebook on New Year’s Eve, the widow shared the last photo the pair took together, an image of their hands together.

“I took this photo during the last night I had with him,” she wrote.

The widow has issued a heartbreaking statement following the incident in Bali (Facebook/Kimberley Fuller)

The widow has issued a heartbreaking statement following the incident in Bali (Facebook/Kimberley Fuller)

“He was the most beautiful human, partner and father.

“All he wanted was to marry me and love and look after me and the boys.

“I will make sure the boys know what an angel he was.

“Now an angel in heaven. I love you my darling. I’m so sorry.”

Foreign Minister Penny Wong has offered her condolences, adding: “I am heartbroken for Mr Vennix’s wife and loved ones, and offer my deepest sympathies.

“I know all Australians will be thinking of them.

The pair had only been married for nine days (Facebook/Kimberley Fuller)

The pair had only been married for nine days (Facebook/Kimberley Fuller)

“The Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade and our consular officials in Bali will continue to provide consular assistance.”

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese also wrote on social media: “This is such deeply sad news.

“Our thoughts are with Jacob’s wife, family and friends.”

Tabanan Police spokesperson I Gusti Made Berata sadly revealed that a local fisherman had also died while trying to rescue Vennix.

He was in his boat and managed to get Vennix on board, before a large wave flipped the vessel on its head.

“Some locals and the victim’s wife who were waiting on the beach immediately tried to save the victim,” the spokesperson said.

“The victim’s condition was unconscious.”

Berata said that he was rushed to Tabanan Public Hospital where he died.

“They are swimming on the estuary area, right in front of the entry access into Pasut Beach,” he added.

“The estuary area is the meeting point of current from different direction.”

In a heartbreaking post a day before the incident, Vennix said he couldn’t ‘be prouder’ to be married to his ‘stunning wife’.

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At least 10 people killed as vehicle drives into New Year's Eve crowd in New Orleans

At least 10 people killed as vehicle drives into New Year’s Eve crowd in New Orleans

At least 10 people killed as vehicle drives into New Year's Eve crowd in New Orleans

The total number of fatalities in the incident is currently unknown

At least 10 people have been killed in New Orleans after a vehicle drove into a New Year’s Eve crowd at approximately 3am local time.

Police have said they are facing a mass casualty incident after a car allegedly drove into a group of people on Bourbon Street in the French Quarter.

It is likely that the area was filled with locals and tourists celebrating the new year when the incident occurred.

It is believed that at least 10 have been killed in the incident (CBS News)

It is believed that at least 10 have been killed in the incident (CBS News)

In a statement online, the City of New Orleans said: “The 8th District is currently working a mass casualty incident involving a vehicle that drove into a large crowd on Canal and Bourbon Street.

“Public safety partners are responding on scene. Updates will follow as they are received.”

Meanwhile, a New Orleans Police Department spokesperson told CBS News that ‘initial reports show a car may have plowed into a group of people. Injuries are unknown but there are reported fatalities’.

Speaking to CBS News, witnesses have claimed that a truck ploughed into a crowd before the driver left the vehicle with a weapon.

Gunfire was then reported to have been heard from the scene.

Jim and Nicole Mowrer – who were visiting New Orleans – said they saw a truck crash through a barricade. They told the outlet: “We were pretty, pretty close to where it started.

“Once it was past us, we did hear gunfire, saw police running that direction.

“Once the gunfire stopped, we stayed in the alcove until the gunfire stopped, came out into the street, and came across a lot of – several people who had been hit, [we] wanted to see what we could do to help.”

Louisiana governor Jeff Landry has also spoken about the incident, writing on X: “A horrific act of violence took place on Bourbon Street earlier this morning.

“Please join Sharon and I in praying for all the victims and first responders on scene.

“I urge all near the scene to avoid the area.”

Bourbon Street is likely to have been busy with tourists and locals (AaronP/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

Bourbon Street is likely to have been busy with tourists and locals (AaronP/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

It is believed that at least 10 people have died in the incident, but the total number of fatalities is currently unknown. Meanwhile, at least 30 have been injured.

Videos circulating on social media appear to see multiple victims being treated for their injuries on the ground, meanwhile, others have been transported to five local hospitals – University Medical Center, Touro Hospital, East Jefferson General Hospital, Ochsner Medical Center Jefferson Campus and Ochsner Baptist Campus.

Authorities are now warning people to stay away from the area while investigations are carried out.

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Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield forced cameraman to turn away after they 'didn't hear cut' when filming sex scene

Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield forced cameraman to turn away after they ‘didn’t hear cut’ when filming sex scene

Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield forced cameraman to turn away after they 'didn't hear cut' when filming sex scene

Pugh and Garfield star in We Live in Time, which is out in cinemas today

Andrew Garfield spoke about the time that he and co-star Florence Pugh seemingly ‘didn’t hear cut’ during a steamy scene for their newly released movie, We Live In Time.

Having premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival on 6 September, 2024, it was then released in the US on 11 October 2024 before its UK and Europe release.

The film follows couple Tobias and Almut, played by Garfield and Pugh, as the two fall in love after a chance encounter.

The film is finally available to watch in the UK, with cinemas up and down the country showing the John Crowley-directed title as of today (1 January).

However, one scene got more attention that the others while the pair were carrying out the press tour for the movie.

Speaking to Josh Horowitz at 92nd Street Y in New York, Garfield explained what happened when he and Pugh didn’t hear the cameraman shouting ‘cut’ during one particularly passionate sex scene.

“We were doing the first take of this very intimate, passionate scene and it’s a closed set which means it’s only me and Florence and the camera operator who’s a lovely man called Stuart,” said Garfield. “And he’s very polite and very sweet and gentle. The director’s in another room next door.”

Andrew Garfield revealed something about an intimate scene with his co-star Florence Pugh (Marleen Moise/Getty Images)

Andrew Garfield revealed something about an intimate scene with his co-star Florence Pugh (Marleen Moise/Getty Images)

He continued: “And so the scene becomes passionate and we get into it as it were and we go a little bit further than we were meant to… it’s feeling safe and we just kind of… go from the next thing to the next thing and we’ll let this progress and we’ll just carry on.”

Garfield explained that at one point, he looked up and saw that Stuart had the camera by his side and was stood in the corner of the room facing the wall, seemingly waiting for them to stop.

And people on social media were quick to offer a response to his comments, as one fan said: “How in character does one have to be for this to happen?”

Another said: “That’s so awkward, but kudos to the cameraman for being considerate!”

And a third added: “That sounds like a hilarious yet awkward moment on set! Andrew and Florence must have been so into the scene that they totally lost track of everything around them.”

The British actors star in the 2024 romance film (A24)

The British actors star in the 2024 romance film (A24)

Garfield and Pugh have recently spoken about their experience of filming We Live In Time, with Pugh explaining it was only the second time she had used her natural English accent in the movie, while the Tick Tick… Boom! star admitted it was the first time he had ever used his.

“This is my second movie doing my own voice, but it has been a long time,” the Midsommar star said.

Meanwhile, Garfield added: “I think it’s the first time, maybe, I’m using my — yeah, yeah, that’s true.”

The movie is now available to watch in cinemas across the UK.
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My Husband Left Me and the Kids at Home on X-Mas Eve and Went to Celebrate at His Office Party – We Paid Him a Visit There

My Husband Left Me and the Kids at Home on X-Mas Eve and Went to Celebrate at His Office Party – We Paid Him a Visit There

A Christmas tree in a living room | Source: Shutterstock

A Christmas tree in a living room | Source: Shutterstock

After weeks of planning the perfect Christmas Eve, my husband left the kids and me at home to attend his staff-only office party instead. But when another wife’s call revealed the truth about couples being invited, I decided it was time for a surprise visit.

The Christmas lights twinkled as I adjusted the silver star on top of our tree for the hundredth time. I wanted everything to be perfect because that’s the kind of mom and wife I was.
A Christmas tree | Source: Midjourney

A Christmas tree | Source: Midjourney

I stepped back to survey my work, nearly tripping over the train set Michael had insisted on setting up last weekend. That had been a good day — one of his rare moments of full presence with the family.

“Mommy, mommy! Look at my twirl!” Daisy spun around in her sparkly princess dress, her blonde curls bouncing with each turn.

She was pure magic, my little girl. The sequins on her dress caught the Christmas lights, creating tiny dancing rainbows on the walls.

A girl dressed as a princess | Source: Midjourney

A girl dressed as a princess | Source: Midjourney

“Beautiful, sweetheart! You look just like Cinderella!” I reached out to steady her as she wobbled, dizzy from spinning. “Maybe even prettier.”

“Does Cinderella have a sword?” she asked, eyeing her brother’s plastic cutlass with obvious envy.

“Arrrr!” Max charged through the living room, his plastic sword raised high, the eye patch I’d carefully painted on his face slightly smudged from his afternoon nap. “I’m gonna get all the presents from Santa’s ship!”

A boy dressed as a pirate | Source: Midjourney

A boy dressed as a pirate | Source: Midjourney

I laughed, catching him mid-stride and inhaling the sweet baby shampoo smell of his hair. “Easy there, Captain Max. We don’t want to knock over the tree before Daddy gets home.”

“When’s Daddy coming?” Max’s lower lip trembled slightly. He’d been asking every twenty minutes since breakfast.

“Soon, baby. Very soon.” I checked my watch again, trying to ignore the knot in my stomach. Michael had been coming home later and later these past few months, always with a different excuse.

A worried woman | Source: Midjourney

A worried woman | Source: Midjourney

But tonight would be different. It had to be: it was Christmas Eve.

Just then, the front door opened, bringing in a gust of cold air, and my husband Michael. He looked handsome in his work clothes but distracted. His eyes darted around the room, taking in everything but seeing nothing.

“Daddy!” The kids launched themselves at him like tiny missiles.

“Hey, munchkins!” He gave them each a quick hug, then pecked my cheek as he passed.

A man arriving home | Source: Midjourney

A man arriving home | Source: Midjourney

His lips were cold against my skin, the gesture mechanical. “Hey honey, everything looks great! I need a white shirt and my black suit pressed. Can you iron it while I hop in the shower?”

I blinked, confused. The turkey timer chimed in the background, a countdown to something I couldn’t yet see. “Your suit? I guess the kids aren’t the only ones getting dressed up for Christmas Eve!”

He chuckled absentmindedly, already heading upstairs. The bathroom door clicked shut, and soon I heard the shower running, drowning out Daisy’s impromptu rendition of “Jingle Bells.”

A staircase | Source: Pexels

A staircase | Source: Pexels

Like the good wife I was, I pulled out the ironing board and pressed his clothes to perfection, humming “Silent Night” under my breath.

The turkey timer dinged again, and I rushed to baste it one last time, my sock-clad feet sliding slightly on the hardwood floors. Everything was going to be perfect.

“Mommy, can we open just one present?” Max tugged at my sleeve, leaving a sticky candy cane handprint on my carefully chosen festive sweater.

A boy talking to his mom | Source: Midjourney

A boy talking to his mom | Source: Midjourney

“Not yet, sweetie. We have to wait for dinner first.” I smoothed his unruly hair, making a mental note to trim it after the holidays.

Michael emerged from upstairs looking like he’d stepped out of a magazine cover, every hair in place, smelling of that expensive cologne his mother always gave him. He adjusted his cufflinks, the platinum ones I’d given him last Christmas, and grabbed his keys from the crystal bowl by the door.

“I’m heading to the office Christmas party. It’s just for staff, so I’ll be back later.”

A man waving goodbye | Source: Midjourney

A man waving goodbye | Source: Midjourney

The words hit me like a slap. The room suddenly felt too warm, too bright, too everything. “What? But… it’s Christmas Eve. The turkey… the kids…”

He waved dismissively, already turning toward the door. “Don’t wait up. Save me some leftovers.”

“But Daddy, you promised to read ‘The Night Before Christmas’!” Daisy’s voice wavered, her princess crown slightly askew.

A sad girl | Source: Midjourney

A sad girl | Source: Midjourney

“Tomorrow, princess. Daddy has to work.” And then he was gone, the door clicking shut with devastating finality.

Max’s lower lip trembled. “Is Daddy mad at us?”

“No, baby.” I pulled him close, breathing in his sweet child smell, trying to ground myself. “Daddy just has to…”

My phone buzzed, Melissa’s name lighting up the screen.

A woman holding a phone | Source: Pexels

A woman holding a phone | Source: Pexels

I answered automatically, my mind still reeling.

“Hey, Lena! What are you wearing tonight? I can’t decide between my red dress or the green one.”

My stomach lurched. The room spun slightly as pieces started clicking into place. “Wearing… tonight?”

“For the office party! Though I guess you already know what you’re wearing, right? You’re always so put together. I was thinking of wearing those heels you liked at the last company picnic…”

A woman on a phone call | Source: Midjourney

A woman on a phone call | Source: Midjourney

“The staff-only party?” My voice sounded strange in my ears like it belonged to someone else.

There was an awkward pause. “Oh God, Lena… I thought… I mean, everyone’s bringing their spouses… Oh no, did Michael not…?”

I hung up. The Christmas lights blurred as tears filled my eyes, but I blinked them back furiously. Not tonight. Not in front of my babies.

An emotional woman | Source: Midjourney

An emotional woman | Source: Midjourney

“Mommy?” Daisy tugged at my sleeve, her princess dress rustling. “Why are you mad? Your face is all red like when Max draws on the walls.”

I forced a smile, though it felt like my face might crack. “I’m not mad, sweetie. In fact, I’ve just decided we’re going on an adventure!”

“Really?” Max’s eyes lit up, his earlier disappointment forgotten. “Like pirates?”

“Exactly like pirates.” I marched upstairs to our bedroom, yanking open the safe with trembling hands.

A safe in a closet | Source: Midjourney

A safe in a closet | Source: Midjourney

The metal was cool against my skin as I punched in the code — our anniversary date, of all things. Out came our emergency cash, Michael’s precious watches, and all the damn cufflinks I’d ever bought him.

Into my purse they went, along with passports I’d stored there “just in case” without ever admitting to myself why.

“Can I bring Mr. Whiskers?” Daisy clutched her favorite stuffed cat.

“Of course, baby. Get your warmest coat too.”

A woman glancing at her child | Source: Midjourney

A woman glancing at her child | Source: Midjourney

I helped them bundle up, my hands steady now despite the earthquake in my chest. “Max, grab your pirate hat. Every good adventure needs a pirate.”

Twenty minutes later, we pulled into the office parking lot. The building blazed with festive lights, music thumping through the walls. I could see shadows dancing behind the frosted windows and hear laughter spilling out into the cold night air.

I gripped my children’s hands tightly as we walked in, their small fingers warm and sticky with candy cane residue.

A woman and her children approaching an office building | Source: Midjourney

A woman and her children approaching an office building | Source: Midjourney

The party was in full swing: couples dancing, champagne flowing, Michael laughing with his arm around some woman I’d never seen before. She wore a red dress that probably cost more than our monthly mortgage payment.

The room fell silent as I approached the DJ’s setup, gently but firmly taking the microphone from his hand. The feedback whine cut through the quiet like a knife.

“Merry Christmas, everyone!” My voice rang out clear and strong, despite my racing heart. “I’m Lena, Michael’s wife.”

A furious woman making an announcement | Source: Midjourney

A furious woman making an announcement | Source: Midjourney

“I just wanted to introduce myself since I wasn’t invited to this lovely party.”

I saw Michael’s face drain of color. The woman in red stepped away from him like he’d suddenly burst into flames.

“I’m here with our children, who were expecting a family Christmas at home. Instead, their father decided to spend tonight here, without us. I just wanted you all to know what a wonderful family man he is.”

Michael rushed over to his boss.

A CEO at an office party | Source: Midjourney

A CEO at an office party | Source: Midjourney

“She’s confused,” he told Mrs. Cunningham with a nervous laugh. “There’s been a misunderstanding. Lena’s been under a lot of stress lately… the holidays, you know how it is…”

That was all I needed to hear. He didn’t care about making this right with me, only about saving face with his colleagues.

I grabbed my children’s hands and walked out, head held high, the sound of whispered conversations following us like ghost stories. There was one last stop I had to make.

A determined woman | Source: Midjourney

A determined woman | Source: Midjourney

The pawn shop owner didn’t ask questions when I handed over the watches and cufflinks. The cash they brought would be enough.

“Are we going to see Santa?” Daisy asked as we pulled into the airport parking lot, her breath fogging the car window.

“We’re going somewhere even better, baby. We’re going where it’s warm and sunny.” I helped them out of the car, making sure Max didn’t forget his beloved pirate hat. “Where the ocean is as blue as your eyes.”

An airport | Source: Midjourney

An airport | Source: Midjourney

The perfect Christmas I’d planned lay in ruins back home, but maybe the gift I really needed was the strength to stop being the dutiful wife and start being the strong mother my children deserved.

A week later, Michael was waiting at the airport when we landed, unshaven and hollow-eyed.

A man in an airport | Source: Midjourney

A man in an airport | Source: Midjourney

“Lena, please… I’m so sorry. I was an idiot. It will never happen again. I promise.”

I studied his face and felt nothing but calm. The Miami sun had burned away more than just my winter pallor. “We’ll see, Michael. I need to think about what’s best for me and the kids.”

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Woman who took over man's dating app to see what it was like says she's now 'more depressed than ever'

Woman who took over man’s dating app to see what it was like says she’s now ‘more depressed than ever’

Woman who took over man's dating app to see what it was like says she's now 'more depressed than ever'

The woman simply couldn’t believe her experience

A woman was left utterly stunned when she tried the Hinge dating app while pretending to be her male friend.

For most people, dating can prove to be a bit of an uphill battle, but a woman had her world turned upside down when she realized what her male friend has to go through.

Now, sure, not everyone likes dating apps, but a woman on TikTok has said she has been having the worst time on it, after taking over her male friend’s account.

The user, who goes by ok.jo.anna on the social media platform, realized just how vastly different experiences men and women can have on the apps.

She initially told her male friend, Pete, that dating was easy on the apps, a claim that likely had Pete scratching his head as he insisted that just wasn’t the case.

Likely Pete's face when the TikToker said dating through apps was easy (Getty Stock Image)

Likely Pete’s face when the TikToker said dating through apps was easy (Getty Stock Image)

The TikToker then decided to go on Hinge posing as her friend and said after a few days not only does she not like women anymore but she is ‘more depressed than ever’.

She said: “One of my guy friends gave me permission to make a Hinge account for him because I was telling him how easy dating is with dating apps.

“He was telling me that it is incredibly difficult.

“I was like Pete you must be doing something wrong. And he gave me permission to create an account for him and just run the account.”

Three days later… here is her verdict.

She said: “I have been a virtual boy for three days and I have never felt this bad about myself.

“I feel like a freaking loser, trying to get these girls to like me and I’m starting to hate women.

“Because Pete is about a six, but I am so desperate I am liking the 2s and the 3s and event hey won’t like me [Pete] back.

“So what level of delusion has entered women’s heads, what is going on. It is so difficult dating as a boy, I hate it.

The TikToker admitted her perspective completely changed after 'being Pete' on Hinge (Getty Stock)

The TikToker admitted her perspective completely changed after ‘being Pete’ on Hinge (Getty Stock)

“I am on day 3 of being a boy and I hate women and I’m more depressed than ever.

Beyond the issue of catfishing, people online have praised the TikToker for changing her opinion on dating apps and realizing the struggles of different people.

One person commented: “If you’re losing it after 3 days, imagine 30 years.”

Another added: “Try being under 5’9 it’s even worse.”

A third even joked: “Well we got one to empathize with us boys. This small gesture of compassion should see me through another couple years.”

Jokes aside a little empathy for the other sex when it comes dating might make everyone a little happier.

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This Retired 'McMillan & Wife' Star Suffered the Tragic Death of Her 14-Year-Old Son — Photos of How She Looks in Recent Years

This Retired ‘McMillan & Wife’ Star Suffered the Tragic Death of Her 14-Year-Old Son — Photos of How She Looks in Recent Years

The "McMillan & Wife" star | Source: Getty Images
The “McMillan & Wife” star | Source: Getty Images

A former television star who once lit up screens in hit shows faced unimaginable tragedy with the loss of her teenage son. Now living a quieter life as a grandmother, fans are still captivated by her grace and beauty. See how this beloved actress has changed over the years.

This actress was a familiar face on television for decades, earning recognition for her talent and charm. As a young woman, she relocated to Los Angeles with dreams of becoming an actress.

In pursuit of this goal, she lived at the Hollywood Studio Club, a residence for aspiring female entertainers, and it didn’t take long for her to make her mark. The facility had a sterling reputation for nurturing talent, once housing icons like Grace Kelly.

With her mother’s approval, the Hollywood star started taking acting lessons to hone her craft. However, it wasn’t long before she realized that dedicating endless time to acting classes could lead to stagnation.

The famous actress circa 1971. | Source: Getty Images

The famous actress circa 1971. | Source: Getty Images

She decided to start working and earning a living, setting her apart from many hopefuls who often spent years waiting for their big break. Her determination paid off as she began landing roles on television, eventually becoming one of the most recognizable actresses of her time.

The actress filming "McMillan & Wife" in 1972. | Source: Getty Images

The actress filming “McMillan & Wife” in 1972. | Source: Getty Images

During the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s, she became widely known for her roles in some of the most popular TV shows of the era. Her most famous roles were in the detective series “McMillan & Wife,” where she played the witty and lovable Sally McMillan.

She also starred in the sitcom “Kate & Allie,” in which she charmed viewers with her portrayal of a single mother navigating life with her best friend.

The Hollywood star filming "Kate & Allie" in 1985. | Source: Getty Images

The Hollywood star filming “Kate & Allie” in 1985. | Source: Getty Images

Despite the star’s success in Hollywood, she made a life-changing decision to step back from acting to focus on her family. After “Kate & Allie” ended, she embraced motherhood fully, devoting herself to raising her five children.

Reflecting on those years, she fondly recalled the joy she found in parenting, noting that each stage of her children’s development — from diapers to teaching them how to ride a bike — was more fulfilling than anything her career could offer.

“Every time I thought about going back to work, I thought, ‘It can’t be as much fun as this,'” she admitted. The actress’s personal life also includes a long and successful marriage to television executive Dick Ebersol, whom she married in 1981.
The famous actress and Dick Ebersol photographed in New York, circa 1970. | Source: Getty Images

The famous actress and Dick Ebersol photographed in New York, circa 1970. | Source: Getty Images

The two built a strong partnership that withstood the demands of the entertainment industry. While her husband was often busy with his career — most notably his work with the Olympic Games — their relationship thrived through mutual understanding and dedication. As of 2024, the couple has celebrated 42 years of marriage.

The Hollywood star and Dick Ebersol during Senator Joe Kennedy's fundraiser on December 1, 1988, in New York. | Source: Getty Images

The Hollywood star and Dick Ebersol during Senator Joe Kennedy’s fundraiser on December 1, 1988, in New York. | Source: Getty Images

However, despite the actress’s successful career and family life, tragedy struck in November 2004, when one of her sons, 14-year-old Edward “Teddy” Ebersol, was killed in a plane crash. The charter he had boarded crashed at an airport in southwestern Colorado.

After an extensive search, his body was discovered pinned beneath the wreckage of the aircraft. “I’m not going to discuss the condition of the body out of respect for the family,” Montrose County Coroner Mark Young said during a news conference.

Following this devastating loss, the famous actress chose to honor her son’s memory in a personal and meaningful way. “My son Teddy, who passed away, had so many sayings. I have some of them as tattoos on my arm. He had one that was, ‘Life is a blur, love is the focus.’ That was Teddy. I love that,” she revealed.

Despite the heartbreak, the Hollywood star remained resilient, finding solace in her other children, who brought joy and comfort during such a difficult time. As of 2021, she had become a grandmother to seven grandchildren.

In the years following her son’s death, the actress retired from acting, deciding to focus on her family and lead a much simpler life. Now living a quiet life with her husband, she splits her time between their large home in Connecticut and a more relaxing retreat in Hawaii.

The famous actress shooting "The Girls in the Office" in 1979. | Source: Getty Images

The famous actress shooting “The Girls in the Office” in 1979. | Source: Getty Images

The retired star described how her life in Hawaii is filled with long walks and easygoing days, a stark contrast to the hustle and bustle of her earlier years.

The former “McMillan & Wife” star reflected, “Our menu is simple, our life is simple, and it’s really relaxing and nice. We’re just going through life together. I get to enjoy my seven grandkids, so I’m really busy, but I love it.”

A portrait of the Hollywood star filming "Love at First Bite" in 1979. | Source: Getty Images

A portrait of the Hollywood star filming “Love at First Bite” in 1979. | Source: Getty Images

This actress is none other than Susan Saint James, 78. Though she stepped away from Hollywood years ago, her legacy and timeless beauty still captivate fans. See her transformation over the decades and how this legendary star has evolved from the 1970s to today.

Susan Saint James at the premiere of "The China Syndrome" on March 6, 1979, in Los Angeles, California. | Source: Getty Images

Susan Saint James at the premiere of “The China Syndrome” on March 6, 1979, in Los Angeles, California. | Source: Getty Images

’70s
Susan Saint James and Rock Hudson during a promotional photoshoot for "McMillan & Wife" in 1974. | Source: Getty Images

Susan Saint James and Rock Hudson during a promotional photoshoot for “McMillan & Wife” in 1974. | Source: Getty Images

Susan Saint James on the set of "SOS Titanic" in 1979.  | Source: Getty Images

Susan Saint James on the set of “SOS Titanic” in 1979. | Source: Getty Images

’80s

Susan Saint James during a promotional photoshoot for "Saturday Night Live" in 1983.  | Source: Getty Images

Susan Saint James during a promotional photoshoot for “Saturday Night Live” in 1983. | Source: Getty Images

Susan Saint James at the Third Annual Night of 100 Trees Gala to Benefit the New York Special Olympics on December 18, 1984, in New York. | Source: Getty Images

Susan Saint James at the Third Annual Night of 100 Trees Gala to Benefit the New York Special Olympics on December 18, 1984, in New York. | Source: Getty Images

2000s

Susan Saint James during the "Mean Girls" New York premiere on April 23, 2004. | Source: Getty Images

Susan Saint James during the “Mean Girls” New York premiere on April 23, 2004. | Source: Getty Images

Susan Saint James photographed on May 31, 2006. | Source: Getty Images

Susan Saint James photographed on May 31, 2006. | Source: Getty Images

2010s
Susan Saint James at Charlie Ebersol's "Charlieland" birthday party and charity event on December 8, 2012, in Los Angeles, California. | Source: Getty Images

Susan Saint James at Charlie Ebersol’s “Charlieland” birthday party and charity event on December 8, 2012, in Los Angeles, California. | Source: Getty Images

Susan Saint James at the "Suffragette" New York premiere on October 12, 2015.  | Source: Getty Images

Susan Saint James at the “Suffragette” New York premiere on October 12, 2015. | Source: Getty Images

2020s

Although Saint James retired from acting, the former “McMillan & Wife” star hasn’t completely been out of the public eye. In 2022, social media users commented on how stunning the former Hollywood star still looks, with many praising her for aging gracefully and maintaining her signature elegance.

“Still stunning after all these years 😍😍😍,” one person commented. “You look great! The hair cut [sic] looks beautiful,” another person shared. A third social media user added, “You look amazing!! Miss this face.”

Susan Saint James may have left the spotlight behind, but her impact on television and her enduring grace continue to resonate with fans. From her rise to stardom to her strength, she remains an inspiring figure in the face of personal tragedy. As she enjoys a quieter life, her legacy as a Hollywood icon lives on.
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Justin Baldoni files $250,000,000 lawsuit against New York Times over Blake Lively story

Justin Baldoni files $250,000,000 lawsuit against New York Times over Blake Lively story

Justin Baldoni files $250,000,000 lawsuit against New York Times over Blake Lively story

The It Ends With Us star has responded after Blake Lively filed a lawsuit of her own

It Ends With Us star Justin Baldoni has filed a $250,000,000 lawsuit against The New York Times over a story it published about his interactions with co-star Blake Lively.

The filing comes after Lively filed her own lawsuit against Baldoni on December 20, when she accused her former co-star and director of orchestrating a ‘smear campaign’ against her and allegedly causing her ‘severe emotional distress’ while they worked together on their 2024 romance-drama movie.

Lively also accused Baldoni of sexual harassment, however, Baldoni has denied all of the claims made against him.

Blake Lively and Baldoni starred in It Ends With Us (Sony Pictures)

Blake Lively and Baldoni starred in It Ends With Us (Sony Pictures)

Now, he’s been named as one of 10 plaintiffs in a new, $250 million lawsuit which was filed on New Year’s Eve in Los Angeles Superior Court.

The lawsuit accuses The New York Times of libel, false light invasion of privacy, promissory fraud and breach of implied-in-fact contract in relation to its December 21 article, headlined “‘We Can Bury Anyone’: Inside a Hollywood Smear Machine.”

The article featured claims about Baldoni, at one point alleging he had ‘repeatedly entered [Lively’s] makeup trailer uninvited while she was undressed, including when she was breastfeeding’.

The claim came from a June 2023 text exchange between herself and Baldoni in which Lively wrote: “I’m just pumping in my trailer if you wanna work out our lines.”

In response, Baldoni wrote: “Copy. Eating with crew and will head that way.”

The plaintiffs in the lawsuit have claimed The New York Times ‘cherry-picked’ communications and presented them ‘stripped of necessary context and deliberately spliced to mislead’.

Baldoni has denied the claims made against him (Getty Images/James Devaney)

Baldoni has denied the claims made against him (Getty Images/James Devaney)

“The Times story relied almost entirely on Lively’s unverified and self-serving narrative, lifting it nearly verbatim while disregarding an abundance of evidence that contradicted her claims and exposed her true motives,” the suit claims, alleging Lively took on a ‘strategic and manipulative’ smear campaign of her own and used false ‘sexual harassment allegations to assert unilateral control over every aspect of the production’.

The suit also hits back at a list of demands Lively claimed to have made to Baldoni while on set, alleging: “No such document was ever presented to Baldoni, the [production company] Wayfarer team, or, to their knowledge, anyone else – whether during that meeting or at any other time – and therefore, could not have been agreed to.”

Attorney Bryan Freedman, who filed the lawsuit, told Variety that The New York Times ‘cowered to the wants and whims of two powerful ‘untouchable’ Hollywood elites, disregarding journalistic practices and ethics once befitting of the revered publication by using doctored and manipulated texts and intentionally omitting texts which dispute their chosen PR narrative’.

Baldoni's lawsuit alleges The New York Times cited messages without context (Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

Baldoni’s lawsuit alleges The New York Times cited messages without context (Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

In response to the lawsuit, The New York Times said: “The role of an independent news organization is to follow the facts where they lead. Our story was meticulously and responsibly reported. It was based on a review of thousands of pages of original documents, including the text messages and emails that we quote accurately and at length in the article.

“To date, Wayfarer Studios, Mr. Baldoni, the other subjects of the article and their representatives have not pointed to a single error. We published their full statement in response to the allegations in the article as well. We plan to vigorously defend against the lawsuit.”

In addition to her original lawsuit, lawyers for Lively have said they have now filed a federal complaint against Baldoni and Wayfarer Studios, claiming the defendents ‘have violated federal and California state law by retaliating against her for reporting sexual harassment and workplace safety concerns’.

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Santa's Favorite Laughs: 11 Christmas Jokes to Brighten Your Holiday

Santa’s Favorite Laughs: 11 Christmas Jokes to Brighten Your Holiday

Cheerful people celebrating Christmas | Source: Shutterstock

Cheerful people celebrating Christmas | Source: Shutterstock

Ho ho ho! Feeling festive? These Christmas jokes will have you laughing louder than Santa’s belly shake. Warning: excessive cheer, snort-laughing, and spontaneous caroling may occur. Proceed with caution… and cookies!

Jingle all the way to laughter! Grab your eggnog and settle in for some holiday hilarity. These jokes are Santa-approved and guaranteed to make you laugh harder than your uncle after too much Christmas pudding.
Santa Claus laughing in the snow | Source: Midjourney

Santa Claus laughing in the snow | Source: Midjourney

1. The Christmas Trap

Mike drummed his fingers on his desk, staring at his phone. His wife Janet gave him a knowing wink from across the room, already struggling to contain her laughter. Time for their annual Christmas scheme.

“Hey kiddo,” Mike said after his 20-year-old son picked up in Fairbanks, trying to sound devastated. “I hate to drop this bomb, but… your mother and I are getting divorced.”

“WHAT?” Ryan’s voice cracked so hard that his neighbor’s cat fell off the windowsill. “Dad, you can’t be serious! You just posted those matching Christmas sweater photos!”

A shocked young man holding a phone | Source: Midjourney

A shocked young man holding a phone | Source: Midjourney

“Dead serious. Can’t stand looking at her cookbooks anymore. Three hundred and forty-two sugar cookie recipes is where I draw the line. Call your sister in Sydney. I’m done talking about it.”

Ryan immediately called his sister Ashley, nearly dropping his phone in his panic. “Dad’s lost his mind! They’re getting divorced over a cookbook!”

“OVER MY DEAD BODY AND EVERY CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT I OWN!” Ashley screeched, making her office plants wilt. She speed-dialed home. “Listen here, old man! Don’t you DARE sign anything! Ryan and I are flying home TONIGHT!”

A shocked woman talking on the phone | Source: Midjourney

A shocked woman talking on the phone | Source: Midjourney

Mike hung up and high-fived Janet, and both of them doubled over with laughter. “Works every year. Both kids coming home for Christmas. And they’re buying their own tickets!”

Janet wiped tears from her eyes. “Should we tell them this is how we got them to come to Thanksgiving too?”

“Nah,” Mike grinned. “Let’s save that trick for Easter!”

An older man with a wicked grin | Source: Midjourney

An older man with a wicked grin | Source: Midjourney

2. The Christmas Angel

Eleanor had been working in the Dead Letter Office for five years, but she’d never seen anything quite like this — an envelope addressed simply to “God” in shaky handwriting that looked like it had been written during an earthquake.

Inside was a letter that made her heart squeeze:

“Dear God, I’m Martha, 85 years young and running low on miracles. Some sneaky youngster with unusually fast hands swiped my purse yesterday with my entire month’s pension. $120. I’ve got five dear friends coming for Christmas dinner, and now I can’t even afford a can of cranberry sauce. I know you’re busy with world peace and all, but could you spare a miracle for an old lady with a sweet tooth and empty cupboards? Love, Martha (the one with the crooked garden gnome collection at the end of Maple Street).”

A lady postal services worker reading a letter | Source: Midjourney

A lady postal services worker reading a letter | Source: Midjourney

Eleanor shared the letter with her coworkers. By lunch, they’d collected $116, raiding coffee funds, lunch money, and that secret candy bar stash everyone pretended not to know about.

A week after Christmas, another letter arrived:

“Dear God, You’re a real peach! That $116 you’d left in my mailbox made for the best Christmas dinner ever! My friends said it was divine intervention. I’d say they’re right! Even my arthritis felt better!

P.S. Some sticky-fingered postal worker must’ve skimmed $4 off the top. Might want to look into that. I hear you’ve got connections with Santa’s naughty list! Love, Martha.”

A cheerful older lady enjoying Christmas dinner with her friends | Source: Midjourney

A cheerful older lady enjoying Christmas dinner with her friends | Source: Midjourney

3. North Pole Chaos

“Code Red! Code Red!” Junior Elf Timothy squeaked into the North Pole intercom, his voice cracking like ice in hot cocoa. “Four senior elves down with candy cane flu! The toy production line looks like a modern art exhibition!”

Santa rubbed his temples, watching the trainee elves turn teddy bears into abstract sculptures. Mrs. Claus chose that perfect moment to chirp, “Honey, Mother’s coming for Christmas! She’s bringing her entire fruitcake collection… even the one that set off the North Pole airport security!”

In the stables, Rudolph was organizing a reindeer union strike, demanding premium carrots and heated stalls. Dancer was in labor (terrible timing), and Prancer had eloped with a local moose named Bruce who promised her a cabin in the woods.

Startled Santa Claus | Source: Midjourney

Startled Santa Claus | Source: Midjourney

Santa trudged to load the sleigh, only to hear an ominous CRACK! The floor splintered like thin ice, sending toys scattering everywhere like confetti at a New Year’s party gone wrong.

Stumbling inside for coffee, he found the elves had replaced it with sugar-free hot chocolate with a tag that read: “It’s healthier, Boss!” The milk jug slipped from his hands, shattering into a million pieces that sparkled like evil little stars on the kitchen floor. The cleanup broom looked like it had been through a beaver party. Suddenly, the doorbell buzzed.

DING DONG!

Santa Claus holding a broom | Source: Midjourney

Santa Claus holding a broom | Source: Midjourney

Santa yanked open the door, ready to cancel Christmas entirely. There stood a tiny angel, struggling under a massive Christmas tree that made her look like a sprite with an oversized umbrella.

“Special delivery!” she beamed, twinkling with festive cheer. “Where would you like me to stick it?”

And that’s why Christmas trees have angels on top, sporting slightly alarmed expressions and questioning their career choices.
An angel under a Christmas tree | Source: Midjourney

An angel under a Christmas tree | Source: Midjourney

4. Heavenly Volume

Tommy and Jack were spending Christmas Eve at Grandma Rose’s house, famous for her legendary sugar cookies and selective hearing that rivaled military-grade noise-canceling technology.

At bedtime, Tommy (age 6) knelt beside his bed and began his strategic prayer:

“DEAR GOD, I WOULD REALLY LOVE A NEW XBOX…”

“AND A REMOTE CONTROL DINOSAUR THAT ACTUALLY BREATHES FIRE…”

“AND MAYBE A ROCKET SHIP WITH REAL ROCKET FUEL…”
A little boy praying | Source: Midjourney

A little boy praying | Source: Midjourney

Jack (age 8) nudged his brother, rolling his eyes. “Dude, volume control! God’s not streaming on Spotify!”

Tommy shot back with a mischievous grin that would make elves proud. “Yeah, but Grandma is doing her Christmas shopping tomorrow, and her hearing aid’s been acting up since she tried to bluetooth it to her toaster!”

A little boy looking up and laughing | Source: Midjourney

A little boy looking up and laughing | Source: Midjourney

5. The Shopping Surprise

Linda lost track of her husband Dave at the crowded mall during last-minute Christmas shopping. After 20 minutes of searching between the endless sea of panic-buying shoppers, she called his cell.

“Dave, where on earth did you disappear to? The mall closes in an hour!”

“Honey,” his voice softened mysteriously, “remember that fancy jewelry store from our first Christmas together? The one where you fell in love with that stunning sapphire necklace, but we were so broke we could barely afford the window shopping?”

A man talking on the phone | Source: Midjourney

A man talking on the phone | Source: Midjourney

Linda’s heart fluttered, her anger melting faster than a snowman in July. “The one on Fifth Street? Oh my god, Dave… you didn’t…”

“Well,” he paused dramatically, “I’m in the dollar store next door. They’re having a massive sale on gift bags! Three for a dollar! Want me to grab some?”
A woman gaping in shock | Source: Midjourney

A woman gaping in shock | Source: Midjourney

6. The Carol Critic

“Hey Emma,” her little brother Charlie called from the doorway, munching on his third candy cane of the morning. “You should totally join the Christmas choir at school! They’re still accepting applications!”

14-year-old Emma stopped practicing her scales, hope blooming in her eyes. “Really? You actually like my singing? After all this time?”

“Nah,” Charlie grinned, revealing red and white striped teeth. “But they only perform once a year, and I already know which day to wear my noise-canceling headphones!”

A stunned teenage girl holding a songbook | Source: Midjourney

A stunned teenage girl holding a songbook | Source: Midjourney

7. The Gift Switch

At the office Christmas party, Tom was bragging about the amazing gift he got his wife Sarah, waving his phone around with photos.

“Check it out, man. Diamond earrings! Cost me a fortune, but worth every penny!”

His coworker Steve whistled, sipping his fourth cup of spiked eggnog. “But didn’t Sarah specifically ask for that new SUV? The one she’s been hinting about since last Christmas?”

“She did,” Tom smirked, lowering his voice conspiratorially. “But try finding a fake Ford Explorer that’ll fool your mother-in-law!”

A man holding a pair of earrings and laughing | Source: Midjourney

A man holding a pair of earrings and laughing | Source: Midjourney

8. The Budget Tree

“Dad, pleeeease can we get a real Christmas tree this year?” little Jimmy begged for the hundredth time, giving his best puppy dog eyes. “I’m tired of explaining to my friends why our plastic tree smells like a basement and old tennis shoes!”

Frank grabbed his axe and wallet, sighing dramatically while secretly winking at his wife. “Fine. The things I do for Christmas spirit…”

He returned suspiciously quickly with a perfect tree, not a drop of sweat in sight.

A man holding an axe | Source: Midjourney

A man holding an axe | Source: Midjourney

“That was fast,” Jimmy said, eyeing the pristine axe. “Did you even use it?”

“Nope!” Frank grinned proudly. “But the tree lot guy offered a 75% discount when I started examining the trees with it! Sometimes the best lumberjack is the one who never swings!”
A stunned boy | Source: Midjourney

A stunned boy | Source: Midjourney

9. The Biblical Bird

Three brothers — Richie, Steve, and Joe — gathered for their annual post-Christmas brag-fest about their gifts to their 80-year-old mother.

Richie puffed up his chest. “I built her a mansion with an elevator and a meditation room!”

Steve smirked, twirling his car keys. “Amateur. I bought her a Rolls-Royce with a personal chauffeur!”

Joe leaned back, sipping his cocoa. “You guys are so last season. Remember how Mom loves the Bible but can’t see well? I found this amazing parrot that recites the entire Bible on command. Took the church elders twelve years to train him. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse!”

A person in church holding a parrot | Source: Midjourney

A person in church holding a parrot | Source: Midjourney

Their mother’s thank-you notes arrived the next week:

“Dear Richie: The mansion’s lovely, but I’m too old to remember which of the 7 bathrooms I left my glasses in.

Dear Steve: The car’s beautiful, but my driver keeps falling asleep during my stories.

Dear Joe: The chicken was pretty small but delicious! Especially with the sage stuffing!”

Roasted chicken on the table | Source: Midjourney

Roasted chicken on the table | Source: Midjourney

10. The Window Shopping Incident

Karen spotted the perfect Christmas party dress sparkling in the store’s window display, guaranteed to make her the talk of the office party.

“Excuse me,” she called to a passing saleswoman. “Could I try on that gorgeous shimmery dress in the window? The one with the sequins?”

The saleswoman clutched her pearls, looking thoroughly scandalized. “Absolutely not, Ma’am! We have perfectly good fitting rooms for that sort of thing. This isn’t that kind of establishment!”

A dress displayed in a store | Source: Midjourney

A dress displayed in a store | Source: Midjourney

11. The Santa Hotline

Sophie was driving her mom crazy with constant battles with her teenage sister Madison. The latest war was over borrowed (stolen) Christmas sweaters and who ate the last gingerbread cookie.

Mom had enough. “That’s it! I’m calling Santa!”

She dialed her brother Bob, resident Santa impersonator extraordinaire. Sophie’s eyes grew huge as Mom detailed her crimes against sisterhood, including the Great Hair Dryer Incident of last Tuesday.

“Santa wants a word with you,” Mom handed over the phone, trying not to smirk as her master plan unfolded.

A smiling woman holding a phone | Source: Midjourney

A smiling woman holding a phone | Source: Midjourney

Uncle Bob dropped his voice to subterranean levels. “Sophie, Sophie, Sophie… No presents for girls who torment their sisters. I’m watching! And yes, I saw you hide that cookie under your pillow!”

Sophie nodded solemnly through the lecture, then hung up with a suspicious gleam in her eye.

“Well?” Mom asked, expecting victory. “What did Santa say?”

Sophie shrugged, skipping away. “He said Madison’s getting coal this year. Apparently, she’s the real troublemaker. Also, he said you should check your own cookie stash, Mom!”

A little girl smiling | Source: Midjourney

A little girl smiling | Source: Midjourney

And there you have it, folks! If these jokes made you laugh, share them faster than your relatives share embarrassing childhood stories at Christmas dinner! Keep spreading the holiday cheer with these 10 More Best Christmas Jokes. Ho ho ho!

Cheerful Santa Claus laughing | Source: Midjourney

Cheerful Santa Claus laughing | Source: Midjourney

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