17 Signs From The Past Week That Are So Funny, You’ll Be Laughing Until 2025

December 9, 2024 - by USA Facts News - Leave a Comment

Somehow, we made it through November, and we’re now in the final month of 2024. So kick your feet up and enjoy the funniest signs of the week, courtesy of r/funnysigns:

1. “Not the potholes.”

Electronic sign warns of new road surface; speed limit is still 35 MPH, humorously threatening to return potholes if exceeded

2. “Oddly specific.”

Sign warns: "Endoscopy equipment is not to be used for stealing items from the vending machine." Note says: "Please don’t rock the machine, security. There are cameras."

3. “Free beer!!”

Sign reading "Garage Sale Free Beer" with an arrow pointing left, set outdoors near a railway and grassy field

4. “Can’t argue with that logic.”

Chalkboard sign reads: "Please don't complain about our English if you can't speak Thai. Love you." Located outdoors on a path

Sign on a bulletin board reads: "IMPORTANT! UNZIP ME! PARTS INSIDE."

Sign details parking prohibition under County Ordinance 2015-30, warning of potential "No Parking" signs for continued violations

Wreath with wooden sign reading "Merry Chrismas" adorned with greenery and a red plaid bow, displayed in a store

Summary of text: A humorous list of ten things to never say or do in physical therapy, including not quitting, complaining, or arguing, and always staying engaged

Chalkboard sign on sidewalk reads: "Another wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking."

Sign with red crossed-out gum graphic. Text: "Do not spit gum in urinals. Gum becomes hard, cold, and difficult to chew. Use bin."

Sign on elevator explains that holding the door open confuses the sensor, causing clicking sounds. It advises not to confuse the elevator

Sign with crossed-out icon of a bear skateboarding, holding a glass and cigarette, indicating prohibition

Sign for "Get Nailed," a full-service salon and spa

Gas station sign displays prices: $3.79 for regular with 3-foot longs, $4.09 for regular, and $4.59 for silver

Sign on restroom stall reads: "Whoever is defecating in the tampon box please stop. There is a functional toilet in the bathroom. - Management"

Paper towel dispenser with a label instructing to press the black handle on the right downward to dispense a towel

Sign in snow: "Domino's Monday 0% off all pizza's."

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